Have respect for the personal beliefs of those around you. If it doesn’t effect you, it doesn’t concern you.

You shouldn’t care if people like you, but you should care that you’re kind enough for nobody to have a good reason to dislike you

Easter is misleading because I spent most of my life believing bunnies lay eggs

Im not lazy, I’m marinating. 

The key to going to the gym is telling people you’ve already lost 150lbs, that way you look like a success

death-by-lulz:

westbor0baptistchurch:

fear has a new face

wait, why have i never thought to be roxanne for halloween? fgsuydhjknz

Today, I learned how to put together and fill a zippo, woohoo

Kevin and I watched this last night, and I think it has got to be the funniest stand-up I’ve seen 

People are constantly telling me that I’m ‘too kind’ or ‘so sweet’ or that it’s ‘crazy’ how considerate I am, just in reference to my common decency. I think that’s really sad. 

Wake up, do some necessary stuff, go back to sleep because life doesn’t amuse me 75% of the time

If I had it my way, I’d wear dresses every day, but that’s becoming hard living in NJ in the winter :(

I get home and see a bunch of cars in my driveway. Apparently my dad is having a party. Oh…

Guys did I tell you I saw The Day of The Doctor in 3D and it was EPIC. 

Every Christmas Eve for as long as I can remember, my family has watched Its A Wonderful Life together, and this will be the first year that that won’t happen, now that my parents are no longer together. I’m quite upset about it. Christmas won’t be as special.

I might get to see my best friend for a bit in a couple of hours, after not seeing him since the summer! And then later tonight I’m going out to see The Day of the Doctor in 3D in IMAX! I’m so excited! It’s going to be a great night ^_^ 

HW