Have respect for the personal beliefs of those around you. If it doesn’t effect you, it doesn’t concern you.
You shouldn’t care if people like you, but you should care that you’re kind enough for nobody to have a good reason to dislike you
Easter is misleading because I spent most of my life believing bunnies lay eggs
The key to going to the gym is telling people you’ve already lost 150lbs, that way you look like a success
fear has a new face
wait, why have i never thought to be roxanne for halloween? fgsuydhjknz
Kevin and I watched this last night, and I think it has got to be the funniest stand-up I’ve seen
People are constantly telling me that I’m ‘too kind’ or ‘so sweet’ or that it’s ‘crazy’ how considerate I am, just in reference to my common decency. I think that’s really sad.
Wake up, do some necessary stuff, go back to sleep because life doesn’t amuse me 75% of the time
If I had it my way, I’d wear dresses every day, but that’s becoming hard living in NJ in the winter :(
I get home and see a bunch of cars in my driveway. Apparently my dad is having a party. Oh…
Every Christmas Eve for as long as I can remember, my family has watched Its A Wonderful Life together, and this will be the first year that that won’t happen, now that my parents are no longer together. I’m quite upset about it. Christmas won’t be as special.