The key to going to the gym is telling people you’ve already lost 150lbs, that way you look like a success
fear has a new face
wait, why have i never thought to be roxanne for halloween? fgsuydhjknz
Kevin and I watched this last night, and I think it has got to be the funniest stand-up I’ve seen
People are constantly telling me that I’m ‘too kind’ or ‘so sweet’ or that it’s ‘crazy’ how considerate I am, just in reference to my common decency. I think that’s really sad.
Wake up, do some necessary stuff, go back to sleep because life doesn’t amuse me 75% of the time
If I had it my way, I’d wear dresses every day, but that’s becoming hard living in NJ in the winter :(
I get home and see a bunch of cars in my driveway. Apparently my dad is having a party. Oh…
Every Christmas Eve for as long as I can remember, my family has watched Its A Wonderful Life together, and this will be the first year that that won’t happen, now that my parents are no longer together. I’m quite upset about it. Christmas won’t be as special.
I might get to see my best friend for a bit in a couple of hours, after not seeing him since the summer! And then later tonight I’m going out to see The Day of the Doctor in 3D in IMAX! I’m so excited! It’s going to be a great night ^_^
I don’t know, not many things get me as excited as an Indian person with an English accent
Is it just me, or in the event of an argument with a girl with big boobs, the first insult she throws is targeted at your ‘small boobs’?